AEROSPACE
FAILURE ANALYSIS
FOR YOUR PAID
LANDING PAGE.
Your Ad dashboard says you're buying clicks. Your Stripe account says they're vanishing.
You're paying a massive "Latency Tax" because your legacy code takes 3.4 seconds to load. Your mobile traffic is bouncing on a white screen before your logic even renders.
Amateurs guess at "better copy." Engineers replace the engine. I run the packet-latency telemetry on your live URL, map the structural logic leaks, and deploy a custom-coded, sub-second landing page to fix them.
THE ERA OF "BEST PRACTICES" IS OVER.
The internet is drowning in 'Creative Guesswork.'
Amateurs build bloated pages based on 'vibes' and subjective agency fluff. We don't guess. My systems utilize a proprietary Psychographic Logic Engine, trained on 50 years of control-beating behavioral data. We compute the exact psychological syntax required to convert, and we deploy it on a compiled, sub-second edge infrastructure.
Agencies will tell you to "refresh your brand." But a fresh coat of paint on a broken engine just creates a prettier breakdown.
You don't need "pop."
You need a Redline.
- Forensic Redline
- Failure Analysis
- Packet-Latency Stress-Test
- 48-Hour Containerized Fix
PAGE SPEED IMPACT
[ FIG 1: LEGACY BLOAT vs. AEROSPACE INFRASTRUCTURE ]
48 HOURS. VISUAL EVIDENCE. NO MERCY.
Standard audits give you polite opinions. We run a strict Failure Analysis. You receive a visual teardown bled out in red ink.
The Forensic Video: A 20-minute screen-recording tearing down the structural logic of your live page.
The Logic Schematic: The exact changes required to stop the immediate top-of-funnel bleeding. Plus, a mapped wireframe identifying the hidden 'Sneak Circuits' lower on your page that are silently draining your conversions.
Cut the Fluff
"Seamless" gets cut. "Revolutionary" gets cut. And "Unlock your digital potential" gets ripped out by the root, burned, and permanently purged from the server.
I strip the chassis down to the frame. If a DOM element doesn't carry weight, it's removed. You don't get a list of suggestions. You get a clear schematic of exactly what to fix.
Hunt the "Trust Gap"
Where clarity ends, anxiety begins.
In human-computer interaction, your buyer's brain perceives anything under 100 milliseconds as instantaneous. The moment your site takes 300 milliseconds to respond to a tap, you break their flow state. You introduce cognitive friction, and they transition from a state of buying to a state of evaluating.
In electrical engineering, a "sneak circuit" is a hidden path that drains power. On your website, a sneak circuit is a loose word or a bloated tracking script that causes this cognitive friction and bleeds user trust before they can pull out their credit card.
We find the leak. We isolate the leak. We kill the leak.
Kill the 3-Second Bleed
Amazon established the baseline in 2006: every 100 milliseconds of latency destroys 1% of top-line sales. But consumer tolerance has collapsed since then.
Massive datasets from Akamai and Deloitte prove the penalty is now terminal. A mere 100-millisecond delay currently throttles mobile conversions by up to 8.4%. And if your page takes over 3 seconds to render, you trigger an abandonment cascade that wipes out 53% of your paid traffic instantly.
Standard copy audits ignore the code. We run a strict packet-latency test on your mobile deployment to isolate the render-blocking scripts that are artificially inflating your Cost Per Acquisition (CPA).
Exact Logic. No Fluff.
I don't hand you vague theory.
You're running a business. You don't have time to decode vague marketing advice. I hand you a strict, mechanical blueprint. I don't just circle the problems; I give you the exact logic required to fix them. You can hand this schematic straight to your dev team, or you can authorize us to build it for you.
DISCOVERIES INSIDE THE REDLINE
The False Virtue
The one common "benefit" you must NEVER put in your headline if you sell a premium product.
The Psychographic Void
We run your niche through our behavioral matrix, scraping thousands of competitor reviews to map your market's hidden anxieties, proving exactly where your current angle's philosophically backwards.
Brand Telemetry
You aren't buying a generic template. Our infrastructure automatically ingests your corporate design system, hex codes, typography, and IP, compiling them perfectly into our containerized chassis.
The Cognitive Friction Trigger
Human interface research proves that visual delays extending past 100 milliseconds break the physical illusion of the web. We map exactly where your interface creates this cognitive load and destroys brand trust.
The Circuit Assassin
How to find and kill the single hidden element on your page that's secretly siphoning away your sales and bloating your CPA.
[ MEET THE ENGINEER ]
"Poetry burns on re-entry. Arguments survive G-force."
Dan Tash. Systems Engineer.
Before I engineered conversion infrastructure, I built fault-tolerant logic for orbital payloads.
When hardware operates in a vacuum 400 miles above Earth, "failure is not an option" isn't a motivational poster in the breakroom. It's a strict mathematical constraint. A 20-cent misaligned O-ring or a 200-millisecond telemetry delay doesn't just crash a browser; it destroys a $200-million mission. There is no 'refresh' button in low-earth orbit.
I learned very quickly that complex systems don't explode because of the main engine. They break in the boring places. The seals. The O-rings. The loose scripts.
Your business is a complex system. It bleeds at the connection points:
- → The Consistency Gap (Ad to Headline)
- → The Interest Gap (Headline to Offer)
- → The Trust Gap (Offer to Checkout)
I don't just find the leak, but I build the replacement. Our team deploys high-velocity, compiled edge-environments. We strip out the heavy Virtual DOM completely, which is why we mathematically guarantee a 95+ on PageSpeed Insights while your legacy monolith takes 4 seconds to load. We load in under 1.5 seconds and force your traffic to convert.
SYSTEM WARNING:
The Conversion Diagnostic is a precision instrument. It requires a valid signal to operate.
I automatically reject the following inputs:
The "Pre-Revenue" Hallucination
You can't steer a parked car. If you have zero sales and zero traffic, you don't have a conversion problem; you have a product problem. Don't hire me to "guess" if your idea's good. Come back when you have data to analyze.
The "Magic Bullet" Seeker
Aerospace engineering doesn't fix a plane with no wings. If you need words to trick people into buying a broken product, you need a magician. I'm an engineer. I don't perform magic.
The "Design-First" Founder
If you care more about your font pairing than your RPS (Revenue-Per-Session), we're incompatible. I'll likely recommend deleting your "beautiful" hero section because the bloat confuses customers. If you're precious about vibes, don't initialize.
The Statistical Volume Constraint
If you're deploying less than $5,000/month in paid media, my systems are too heavy for your chassis. You don't have the statistical volume required for aerospace-grade telemetry, and my fees will consume your margins. Don't initialize.
If you trigger any of these flags during the audit, I'll terminate the protocol, refund your $750, and permanently close your file. I don't bill for time wasted.
DIAGNOSIS BEFORE SURGERY.
Agencies want you to sign a long-term contract just so they can "explore" and guess what is wrong.
I refuse to guess with your money.
[ THE "BLIND RETAINER" TRAP ]
An average marketing agency will demand a $5,000-per-month retainer before they even look under your hood. They lock you into a 3-month contract just to run experiments on your dime.
That is a $15,000 blind gamble. You are paying for their learning curve.
In engineering, prescribing a fix without a diagnosis is negligence. We operate on a strict, phased protocol.
Phase 1 is the Diagnostic. It is a $750 flat fee.
It is the mandatory X-ray for your revenue. We map the exact leaks. We prove the math.
Once you have the blueprint, you can hand it to your own dev team to fix, or you can authorize a Phase 2 System Override. We rip your legacy code to the studs and deploy a sub-second, dynamic architecture on our Docker edge-servers. Full deployments start at $8,500 (your $750 diagnostic is credited in full), plus a $495/mo telemetry hosting retainer to protect the speed.
But we do not touch the engine until we run the diagnostic. You wouldn't let a surgeon cut without an MRI. Do not buy traffic without auditing your logic first.
(HARD STOP)
(FLAT FEE)
(AUDIT READY)
THE DIAGNOSTIC IS
A DEPOSIT.
Verification: $750.00 USD // CREDIT ELIGIBLE
The $750 flat fee covers the strict diagnostic audit and the visual Redline report.
This is not a sunk cost.
Fix it yourself =
Extreme clarity
We fix it =
100% Credit applied
IF YOU HIRE US TO PLUG THE LEAK,
THE DIAGNOSTIC IS MATHEMATICALLY FREE.
[ THE LOGIC GATE GUARANTEE ]
Protocol: If the leak doesn't exceed the cost, the invoice is void.
I do not bill for minor repairs.
The math: I'll map exactly where your funnel is bleeding a minimum of $2,250 in theoretical revenue leakage based on empirical latency drop-offs, industry conversion rates, scent-mismatch penalties, and structural UX failures.
If I can't find the math to prove it, the diagnostic is free.
No ignition, no invoice.
Money in. Or money back.